it would be criminal not to

post this.

i say we all learn the dance. then do avastar with it.

Oliver.

the masthead.

life gets weird sometimes.

I got a cool new job at hello computer jhb, and had a drunk minority crash into my fucking car. unrelated but thats life, its mostly good, but you get thrown curveballs all the time. im fucking sick of mother fucking bastarding curveballs.

more stuff to say

but frankly i can't be bothered to right now. besides most of you probably know what it is. so... in the words of someone i stole this from, fuck that noise. you can read something predictable some other time.

for now though i have this for you. a man with moves. and a moustache.