tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-57997824346233407752024-03-13T20:08:02.698+02:00the kholkhoz collectivewedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-4297999174851587042013-09-02T15:44:00.001+02:002013-09-02T15:47:29.953+02:00Rad.<iframe class="ThrasherVideo" frameborder="0" height="344" src="http://www.thrashermagazine.com/Embed.php?VideoId=1801&Remote=1&Width=610" style="border: 0px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" width="420"></iframe>Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-1857691103602633832012-09-20T10:23:00.001+02:002012-09-20T10:24:49.822+02:00i'm sadpeople have gone. and i haven't posted in a long time. </br>
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let's us let this make us happy.</br>
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credits: Creative Director - <a href="https://twitter.com/CoenieGrebe" target="_blank">@CoenieGrebe</a> </br> Gifernator - <a href="https://twitter.com/wedgethemong" target="_blank">@wedgethemong</a>, Executive Tequila Daddy - <a href="https://twitter.com/____Mig____" target="_blank" >@____Mig____</a> </br>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-29470202575857479362012-07-30T11:43:00.001+02:002012-07-30T11:44:49.272+02:00it would be criminal not topost this. <br/>
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i say we all learn the dance. then do avastar with it.<br/>
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the masthead.Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-63972985866373677512012-07-05T12:53:00.001+02:002012-07-05T12:57:51.415+02:00life gets weird sometimes.<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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I got a cool new job at hello computer jhb, and had a drunk minority crash into my fucking car.
unrelated but thats life, its mostly good, but you get thrown curveballs all the time.
im fucking sick of mother fucking bastarding curveballs.Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-83087991996346722672012-07-03T17:02:00.001+02:002012-07-03T17:02:56.111+02:00more stuff to saybut frankly i can't be bothered to right now. besides most of you probably know what it is. so... in the words of someone i stole this from, fuck that noise. you can read something predictable some other time.
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</br>for now though i have this for you. a man with moves. and a moustache.</br>
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though, much in the same way that having to leave behind the car you just ramped over an island means you don't have to pay for covered parking. there is an upside to this lengthy neglect. you gluttonous time-wasters get to gorge on perhaps the most prolific update ever published. we've ever published.<br />
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well now that the first piece of news is outta the way. yes some inevitably corrupt bunch of johannesburg government roads agency fucks had the wisdom to change two lanes into one. with a piece of pavement. and no notice. and i didn't have the wisdom to see it. don't worry i'm not peeing into a bag. just moaning. so everything's normal.<br />
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next up: irish car bombs are bad for you. unless you have friends nearby. let me illustrate how this works. through the medium of rugby and gif. this assuredly well-thought-out metaphor represents the car-bomber and how badly he needs friends around. in particular ones physically capable of bearing his weight.<br />
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volgende: we've just finished some radio ads. wow! you say. yes, i say. why? because it's not everyday you get to script, produce and flight what pretty much amounts to gay erotica. we can't upload them just yet, but we promise to. before the world ends.<br />
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and then: kyle and i are off to london. so what, you say. fuck you, i say. why? because we got our skinny little asses a <a href="http://www.dandad.org/awards/student/2012/categories/5/make-your-mark/00207/kyle-jacobson">nomination at D&AD</a>! kyle's doing the whole, i'm-spending-all-this-cash-might-as-well-milk-it-thing and staying for some obscene amount of time. ten days or some shit. i'm being all slick and business about it. 60 hours in-and-out for me. land-party-coffee-win-get-the-fuck-out. which sounds a lot like a plausible verbatim mission brief from the guys who plan US military invasions.<br />
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and this is how poes-amped kyle is.<br />
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and and and: konrad and i wrote some radio about 37,569 months ago. they finally got made. and then they won a cool 3rd at ad of the month. hmmpf, not bad considering we wrote them before we were born. there are approximately 73 thanks you's owed on this one. so i'm gonna mention none of them. you are all good, understanding people. click these links to hear.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J7yg7LF_pM&feature=player_embedded">william</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz0U0nQsZw0&feature=relmfu">graham</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZwWw4pYWE&feature=relmfu">jb</a><br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH7gbyBLuzQ&feature=relmfu">georgiana</a><br />
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and this is me wearing an ironic ultimate hipster headband watch to illustrate the immensity of the time that it has taken to get these made.
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and finally: something in this post that looks slightly. i say slightly. professional. ish. kyle and i also got these bitches off for loeries. so hold those thumbs. same project we got the nomination at D&AD for.<br />
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<br />the idea is a box of pencils that make procrastination productive. but hey this is advertising so we packaged it as a direct mailer to get kyle a job. it worked. here's what the boxes looked like just before being sent.
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the entire box. 50 pencils individually engraved with 50 different procrastination techniques.
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and our favourite among them.
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and to make some sense of the whole thing. this is what the box said. click to enlarge/read.
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<br />wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-84548392258959296612012-06-04T11:04:00.002+02:002012-06-04T11:04:27.544+02:00amazing<iframe width="425" height="239" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/REeg4LW14Sk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-27069419569020660462012-05-01T20:16:00.000+02:002012-05-01T20:17:05.379+02:00most ironic book title ever?perhaps.
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height: 103px;" src="http://i1252.photobucket.com/albums/hh574/konradvonkotze/DETHBRO.gif" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />i know that feel bro... <br /></span>Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-29023241320969743512012-02-22T15:49:00.002+02:002012-02-22T15:53:40.586+02:00BITMAPSTER<span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46254692@N00/6774296768/" title="8bitfortheday by the.alamo, on Flickr"><img style="width: 398px; height: 497px;" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7038/6774296768_890b03eb70_z.jpg" alt="8bitfortheday" /></a></span>Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-25676756394650274092012-02-17T09:55:00.002+02:002012-02-17T09:58:46.015+02:00grammar for byronsometimes, the only way to learn something is to be taught a lesson.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtjj1UlcoK3l4oCtb4-fjUoP6i3Th1oLwbqnUKPFUmE-KS9M4TktqjUydtAtXQr36ffnyDCaEPg0AVh6u2pVIgNa1Clb_Z5YGUQGsZBckuLwtpBj2PHt54_f20IV1jbCXwqgWaxRP2SpY/s1600/308406_167235700033648_148208851936333_329404_564098993_n.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 307px; height: 332px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtjj1UlcoK3l4oCtb4-fjUoP6i3Th1oLwbqnUKPFUmE-KS9M4TktqjUydtAtXQr36ffnyDCaEPg0AVh6u2pVIgNa1Clb_Z5YGUQGsZBckuLwtpBj2PHt54_f20IV1jbCXwqgWaxRP2SpY/s400/308406_167235700033648_148208851936333_329404_564098993_n.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5710010603008920130" border="0" /></a>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-16384871253037917962012-02-10T16:54:00.004+02:002012-02-10T16:59:40.307+02:00WOAH!! DUDE!!<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46254692@N00/6851693897/" title="ilustration-01 by the.alamo, on Flickr"><img style="width: 425px; height: 900px;" src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7037/6851693897_03635bd903_b.jpg" alt="ilustration-01" /></a><br /><br />...drawing is awesome right now...Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-17719549688741146752012-02-03T13:34:00.004+02:002012-02-06T08:16:16.067+02:00watch out who you insultthey might hear. <br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="246" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zsZJ2Ks62oA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />another ad i made. that an opinionated fattie on twitter is blaming for her body issues. in a roundabout, non-specific sorta way of course.<br /><br />ridiculous hey, i know.wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-7244451620416346892012-01-19T12:26:00.003+02:002012-01-19T12:28:11.616+02:00the bark sidenormally i loathe anything that has anything to do with star wars. but i'll make an exception for anything with a pug in it.<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="246" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6ntDYjS0Y3w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-18762398095343247902012-01-11T18:20:00.003+02:002012-01-12T17:24:32.413+02:00bitching new lamycan't resist gloating about this one. it's my new lamy joy fountain. and one of my veteran safaris. <br />now i can write like i own a lamy joy.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39995120@N08/6679310411/" title="bitching lamy joy by wedgethemong, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7001/6679310411_3cbc9f407a_b.jpg" width="425" height="284" alt="bitching lamy joy"></a><br /><br />and here's some more bitchin' new stuff i got. from people i know. so it was free. and that's bitchin'. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39995120@N08/6679310415/" title="bitching new stuff by wedgethemong, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7023/6679310415_7b4a59467b_b.jpg" width="425" height="290" alt="bitching new stuff"></a>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-40823655446448414042011-12-24T01:40:00.003+02:002011-12-24T14:44:57.597+02:00i sometimes wonder<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39995120@N08/6561466459/" title="sometimes i ask myself by wedgethemong, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7166/6561466459_db99942168_b.jpg" width="425" height="284" alt="sometimes i ask myself"></a><br /><br />but then again i'm not a strike-while-the-iron's-hot kinda guy.wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-51827047961590654652011-11-24T18:09:00.001+02:002011-11-24T18:11:39.355+02:00well maybe<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/39995120@N08/6395081789/" title="well maybe by wedgethemong, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7016/6395081789_2394a2e8fe_b.jpg" width="425" height="298" alt="well maybe"></a>wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-58812988634330398612011-11-23T18:15:00.003+02:002011-11-23T18:19:56.254+02:00post 100a century. and it gets marked with the first real, from scratch tv ad i've ever made.<br /><br />hope it doesn't make you whack the tele on mute and talk to everyone else in the room about how bad tv ads are. you predictable toss.<br /><br /><iframe width="425" height="246" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-BLc7ffdNRk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><br />there is a director's cut. maybe i'll post it someday. it's a lot, shall we say, softer.wedgethemonghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06322485258700307912noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5799782434623340775.post-7423646677727879112011-11-18T12:30:00.003+02:002011-11-21T08:56:58.653+02:00its friday<a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/46254692@N00/6357596489/" title="pug life by the.alamo, on Flickr"><img style="width: 424px; height: 283px;" src="http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6219/6357596489_b7a8b60c22.jpg" alt="pug life" /></a><br /><br />this was taken at my new place of work, the content bar. <br /><br />its fucken nice here. <br /><br />and pug friendly.Konrad von Kotzehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07710682840193047418noreply@blogger.com0